NPOCP: Spot the BLATANT LIE edition.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
12/01/2014 at 14:53 • Filed to: npocp

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

1990 geo metro conv.

engine: 3-cylinder 1.0 liter

trans. 5 speed

body: Rust Free (never driven in snow or salt)

new parts: struts, alignment, tires, top, carpet

40-45 MPG smooth driver

synthetic oil

Price is FIRM and NO trades

call with questions !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Fucking LIAR.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 14:55

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no fucking way he put synthetic in that for its whole life. Seriously. Phony


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 14:55

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Maybe he just pushed it out into the snow. Maybe.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:03

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He left out "except that one time".


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:05

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That's clearly cocaine on the ground.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:05

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"(never driven in snow or salt)"

... while showing a picture where it most obviously is being driven in snow and likely exposed to salt.

But what you don't know is, that picture was actually taken on a movie set and it isn't real snow!


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:19

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I'm gonna play the lame, reasonable guy and say that he probably took those pictures very recently. It probably his driveway, or the road right outside it. Hard to avoid snow in Milwaukee, especially outside.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:22

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$3800!?!

My mother bought one of these in 2001 for $1500. I was pretty sure at the time she was being robbed. I was right. It was also red and rust free.

It should come with a 12-pack of piston rings, a few EGR valves and some duct tape to part the deluge sure to come in at the top of the A pillars.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Sam
12/01/2014 at 15:28

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Right now it's as dry as a bone out. A very cold, dry bone.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Tekamul
12/01/2014 at 15:28

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But was it AWN REEMMZZZZ


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/01/2014 at 15:29

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I thought this too as pushing wouldn't harm the value.


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:33

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They didn't have 5 speeds in 1990! LIES!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:42

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"Never driven in snow or salt, except the pictures of the car in the snow."


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 15:43

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Guys, that's not snow. It's obviously a coca in processing compound experiencing a windy day


Kinja'd!!! Evil-B > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 16:41

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I'm hoping we don't have another winter like last year.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Evil-B
12/01/2014 at 16:42

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My back can't handle any more of that heavy wet shit.... 8 inches of that crap at once SUCKS.


Kinja'd!!! Evil-B > Takuro Spirit
12/01/2014 at 17:03

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Yes it does, it seemed to go from minus fuckin 30 to snowing back to minus 30.